Five, six, seven, eight...






Dating = fun topic of discussion...

NEVER end a date with a HIGH FIVE!
that's right sports fans, no matter how much fun you had, what sports you played, if you were the Heisman trophy winner, or if by some fluke the BCS just got put in the National Championship based on Style Points , it's never ok to put your five figers up and motion forward in an act of sports exhilaration we comonly call the HIGH FIVE to conclude the evening with a person you want to go out with again....

I learned this about 7 years ago..How you ask?? well I was young and inexperienced in the dating realm. There i was coming to the end of what seemed to be a fantastic date. We had been to Dave and Busters, we had had dinner and gone out for wine in the Vinings. Things seemed to be going real well. I enjoyed myself and we were well into the awkward ending part of the first date, you know what part i am referring. Should we hug, or kiss, mix our signals and do a wierd version of both and neither? Ughhh, the moments dragged on and seemed like an hour. I was trying to get a read on the defense. Down, Set , Hike...She moves left, moves right obviously has some good defenders... Understanding a girl is like a trying to execute a double reverse against the OHIO defense . You have to keep your eyes open and watch to make sure the line isn't breaking down. I was trying to get my bearings, is the play breaking down???..what was she telling me, was it a good date, is a kiss ok, should i hold her hand, hug her..oh no, i am just so uncertain...and that's when i did it...I put up my hand in a HIGH FIVE in an attempt to break the awkwardness....i remember thinking, "that's great, this will be funny and ease the tension and i can't get outta this date and make my move the next date..."



You guessed it...There was no next date.



So keep this little gem in your bag of knowledge all you daters out there!