Relationship

Earlier in my blog, I talked about the “ship”. Well now I’m in one, yeah me!!! Suprisingly, I now consider myself an expert in this topic…Let me give you the top 10 never say list…feel free to add your own, I know people read this…I got so many emails about the boxer issue, WOW…I guess I need to go to target alone next week…gosh!
OK, without further adieu…My learnings of what I should not say!

#10- I hate that purse
#9 – I seriously haven’t seen The Breakfast Club, Weird Science, Christmas Story, Animal House, When Harry Met Sally or Ferris Buellers Day off….
#8- I just crossed the line didn’t I, I should stop talking now, I really should quit. I would like to stop talking but I just want you to know this one thing. I should have stopped…I just can’t!!!
#7- Put a shock collar on your dog…it’s just a suggestion…what??? I love your dog…
#6- Auburn Tigers are the only real tigers (LS who???)
#5- that’s a waste of money buying so many shoes
#4- really you like the outdoors, you seem girly…uh….but not in a bad way. I mean you like things that girls like….i should stop talking now shouldn’t I. the line is behind me..dang it!
#3- I got you season tickets to Auburn next year, can’t wait for you to go to all the games with me!
#2- I love your teacher stories, that’s my favorite one ever!
#1- Is now the time I say I love you?

Well there you have it! It’s like my mind just shuts off from time to time but my mouth does not…hmmm

BOXER BUYER....

Ahh, it’s been so long since my last blog…Too long I’m afraid. Way too long…Since I have been dating Courtney, nothing funny ever happens that’s blog worthy..I try to find bloggable incidents, but nothing really seems entertaining to the public. She’s super terrific about making me laugh, but I don’t think she would want me to write all about her…And sappy is never funny, I’m all kinds of stupid sappy over her..And that’s just not funny. I was talking to a fun target lady the other day while checking out..that was funny…

So this weekend I was cooking on a retreat…yep, I cater…it’s true..well adam cater’s I just make him mad by talking when I “should be” catering. I had brought up an interesting hypothesis with Courtney last week that needed exploring. Well I found a willing table of people (Kassie, Eric, Grand big master p man, jen and Jenni) to listen to my hypothesis and chime in with their thoughts. I was thinking that I could use this blog as an opinion poll... Here goes...

I threw out the idea that men don’t buy their own boxers..their mom’s or wives buy them for them. I have never bought a pair of my own boxers..never…And I’m not a mommas boy either…Yep, it’s true…the table agreed that they didn’t buy their own boxers either(well that guys agreed)…so there you have it…I thought that yall could help me out with that..what do you think? None the less, it at least made a bloggable topic…boxer buyer? Who can deny the humor in that??? Seriously…